Posts tagged as "Personal"

My facebook friends constantly feel the need to announce their trips to the gym

“omg I should just live at the gym”
“cardio guys, I’m so addicted!”

We get it guys
You’re so ~*~ a c t i v e ~*~ and ~*~ MOTIVATED~*~  and ~*~in shape~*~

And knowing these people
I know they’re like the ones at /my/ gym who fucking HOG ALL THE TREADMILLS so they can walk on them and talk to their stupid friends and SIT ON THE MACHINES probably texting facebook “ugh love this burn”

I hope this happens to you.
 

yes I’m angry.  

If any of you need me I’ll be in my room erasing the events of the past 2 days with a bottle of sakeKampai, fuckers 
HEY FOLLOWERSCAN YOU GUESS WHAT I WENT OUTSIDE FOR AN HOUR TODAY IN?Fucking vegas and it’s fucking 9 UV index 
Holy crap anon #1K lets do this1. Three favorite moviesThree people want to know this? Aight*deep breath*I would have trouble actually ranking my favorite films since I think it’s somewhat difficult to compare them to each other… some movies I like for atmosphere and not so much plot like Melancholia or Tree of Life but some are more interesting for the characters and actingThat being said, I shall be listing 3(recent) movies for each person.The three movies I think are most entertaining are Kill Bill 1 & 2, Sunshine, and In Bruges. There’s really not much of a unifying theme other than I watch them all the time and don’t get sick of them, much to the annoyance of my roommates :]Three I think have great atmosphere and/or interesting premises are Gattaca, Blindness, and Tree of LifeSay what you want but I thought Melancholia had great acting, Ellen Burstyn in Requiem for a Dream was amazing, then… oh I guess like Inglourious Basterds, because Christoph Waltz was pretty much perfect the perfect jew hunter2. Do you like drugs?I don’t really care about them. Not against them really, I mean do what you want but fuck I want to try shrooms or lsd like really bad.3. Sexual fantasyYOUR MOM IN A TWO-PIECE.Uhh, I mean I’m like at the same time pretty vanilla and up for almost anything. I don’t feel like sex needs to be enhanced with costumes and role playing.But I guess I really like when the other guy takes control.Yyyeah. 
4. 3 Celebrities to fuck marry killI’m pretty sure you were supposed to give me three, anon. Loser.however,
Fuck the living hell out of a young Marlon Brando, marry Sean Maher, kill Lady Gaga5. Favorite quotationsAlan Watts and Sylvia Plath but I cant pick from them so for shortness sakeBOOK OF THE TAO“Let go of all your assumptions and the world will make perfect sense.”8. 5 music artists at the momentI’m going to save you all some lip and skip composers.Tycho, Bjork, Francoise Hardy, Parov Stelar, Iamamiwhoami (Jonna Lee)9. 2 random facts about yourself I’m left handed and therefore more special than youWhen I was a kid, I used to have a Siamese hissing duck. It bit me in the throat11. If you could travel anywhereI would fucking kill to see the Amazon. Runner up would have to be the Antarctic12. What is your idea of a perfect date?In-N-Out and drunk sex13. If you had a superpower, what would it be?Faster than light travel14. Drink you would order at a barFoghorns are pretty good15. (Siena you always ask this question) Drunk storyI PUKED IN MY NEIGHBORS YARD, OKI PUKED IN ITTHE GRASS THERE IS GREENER NOW18. If you could eat one thing for the rest of your lifeAvocados, because it’s the only food that you wouldn’t actually die from nutrient deficiency. YupNOBODY IS GOING TO READ THIShowever if you did let me know so I can give you a high five

Found some dude’s drivers license in the Vons parking lot

I should just show up at his house

“I KNOW WHERE YOU GET YOUR GROCERIES MR. BANNISTER”

Just got my first ticket ever for a california stop.

But the cop totally let me slide on my expired insurance (which I’m pretty sure is one heavy-ass fine) because we bonded for 5 minutes over Andre Rieu

BEING A MUSIC MAJOR DOES HAVE REAL WORLD APPLICATIONS 

Ohhh gratuitously portioned glass of wineWhy don’t we hang out more

I’m house sitting for my parents until next wednesday

Dying. Of boredom
D y i n g

SOMEBODY
SEND ME A MESSAGE
GET ON MY SKYPE
TALK TO ME
DO SOMETHING

I don’t care if you’ve never talked to me in your life.
WE CAN EVEN TALK ABOUT POLITICS
WE CAN TALK ABOUT SPORTS

28. Do you tell it like it is, or keep your thoughts to yourself? Which do you think is best?  This I sort of go back and forth on. I’m honestly a pretty blunt person unless it’s some kind of situation that demands me sugarcoating things. I guess you learn that having a family in two halves that don’t get along. But the good friends I’ve had throughout my life are generally people who can take my dry humor.And it’s… pretty freaking dryOh but back to the point I think it’s ideally better to just be upfront with people, because white lies have a tendency to bite you in the ass. Plus, I’m a pretty bad liar, haha5. Pick a song that projects the same mood as your day or week and explain.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDFFHaz9GsY It’s midterm week.
21. Do you ever really learn from your mistakes?It’s pretty cliche of me but I think you can take away some kind of knowledge away from just about any interaction you have. I used to be a pretty big doormat for example, and after my first relationship I think I grew out of it. And I’ve had some friendships fail pretty catastrophically because I wasn’t listening to what the other person had to say and it goes on. I try not to repeat things, and… with important issues I don’t think I do. But I think there’s a certain amount of a person that doesn’t change.But bread makes me fat as fuck and I eat it every day. 
6. How would you describe the city you live in? How’s your neighborhood?bahahahaha Kameron knows exactly where I’m going with this sucker.Okay, so have you ever seen a piece of dog shit that’ s been outside for days, or months and it’s all cracked and dried up? Have you ever had it fed to you? Then you’ve experienced Vegas! Land of the broken American dream.No but seriously, like one in 4 houses is foreclosed on here. Want to get a job?Nah, nobody’s hiring. Everything is too busy going out of business since there are more stripmalls than neighborhoods, and everyone that /could/ hire, is cutting hours anyway!Let’s see…. there are about 4 freeways that you must take to get anywhere, because don’t forget that Vegas is about the worst example of urban sprawl in America! Those freeways are in a permanent state of construction, since our red-giant sun cracks and fucks up the asphalt in about a week.Not even to mention (and this is probably my biggest pet peeve) that our famous housing boom in the early 2000’s was driven by some really freaking cheap investors, and the ultimate result is that EVERY. NEIGHBORHOOD. Looks exactly the same. Same color, same heat absorbing (why?) concrete roofing, same stupid purple plum tree that cant grow in this climate.Now I legitimately tried to enjoy my town, and it does have its redeeming qualities. Like Lake Mead and Redrock? Super nice, great hiking. The lake is kinda radioactive but that’s okay. I can be flexible. A carp with an extra fin is still a carp, right? Fishing!But no way, once I get my wonderfully cheap bachelor’s degree I’m out of here. Definitely somewhere on the coast, but somewhere I could afford. Probably up by my mom in northern California or something. Maybe Oregon to avoid the taxes.BAM.  

Just followed a metric fuckton of blogs

Ahhh my dash is so fresh and pretty.
Thank you tumblr…spotlight… thing.

I’m so unprepared for my audition.

I’m going to embarrass myself… Fuck.
how do people work and do school

just fucking how

fuck 

So I’m pretty sure I got broken up with over the zodiac.

The complete lack of remorse I am feeling is probably due to how unbelievably stupid that is.

I’m getting sick of tumblr

Everything is just recycled from somewhere else
I miss blogger